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a person who drinks way way way too much
a person who does too many drugs

after consuming one or both, proceads to stumble, mess up everything, feel up any person close to them, do any moronic dumb thing they can and pass out.

after that they get drawn on, tea bagged, make up, whatever you want to do.

Overall its just an absolutely hillarious event where someone is too messed up and does stupid shit and you do shit to them.
ha thats a pakko
typical pakko
look at em pull a pakko
pakko by stevan November 27, 2004
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A person from Pakistan who acts like a nigga. Usually used in a derogatory term.
Person: Oi Pakko! Fuck Off!
Pakko: stfu white boi
Pakko by slybastard2048 November 27, 2016
Related Words
pakko • Pakkotoisto • pakki • panko • Pako • palko • packoo • paikon • pakiko • Pakkus

Rudy Pankow 

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.
Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

Rudy Pankow 

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet
Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker
Pakboi (Filipino slang) from the English words Fuck Boy, is the worst kind of guy. A male who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down.
Sino 'yang kasama mo? Mukhang pakboi!

Who are you with? He looks like a fuck boy!
pakboi by Selyse August 26, 2017

Pakoniggy 

Half Pakistani, half black, all boss. You do not want to get in a fight with this species, they will wreck your shit up and then continue on to your hot sister.
Not only did I get my ass handed to me during Words with Friends, a pakoniggy also mugged me and took my watch! He was so attractive he caught me off guard.
Pakoniggy by Brown Wonder November 27, 2012

Parkognize 

When you recognize a slightly familiar fellow Parkie outside of the Park Cities area and pause unable to be 100% certain if it's really that person.

There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.
Oh no, I think I parkognize that woman over there but I can't tell because she looks different on this side of the highway.
Parkognize by Merritt Patterson March 15, 2008
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