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three pagne lady 

large voluptuous lady, usually of West African origin, so large that it takes 3 pagnes (wraps of cloth) to girdle her ample waist
The term can be used to describe a personality type, i.e. a loud, aggressive lady (usually a market woman) who will steamroll her way to the front of a line, or make fun of you for trying to get her to sell her watermelons cheaper

(A pagne is a French word, widely used in West Africa for a rectangular piece of cloth used as a wrap or to make clothes - a large person would need 3 pagnes to cover themselves
"Oh My God that lady is so rude, she just elbowed me out of the way, shes a real three pagne lady"
"No shes not yet a three pagne lady, she can be sweet sometimes, shes really only a two pagne or at most a 2.5"
three pagne lady by yatenga December 17, 2011
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Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.
I went to Stacy's party and she was serving T-Pagne! It only took one before I stripped down naked and jumped in Lester Lagoon. Good Times!
T-Pagne by SSweetSS April 25, 2011

Newport Pagnell

"Newport Pagnell is a modern thriving market town situated in the North East of Buckinghamshire. The history of the area dates back to the Iron Age and the town itself is from the Roman period." says the Town Council.

The town is built around the connection of two rivers: the Ouzel (also known as Lovat) which comes up from Leighton Buzzard and the Ouse which omes up from Buckingham. Once joined the Ouse goes on to Olney and Bedford.

The town was part of Buckinghamshire until 1974 when the government created the new borough of Milton Keynes. Newport Pagnell remains outside Milton Keynes} and cermonially still part of the old county of Buckinghamshire, so it is both within and without Milton keynes depending on exactly what you mean.

As at 2010 there is still some green belt between the town and Milton Keynes but that is shrinking.

Newport Pagnell is probably most famous for:

a) Being the place Aston Martin built their luxury sports cars (there is still a service centre left, although the factory has gone)
b) Tickford Bridge, over the River Ouzel (or Lovat), was built in 1810 and is the only iron bridge in Britain that still carries main road traffic and is the oldest iron bridge in the world that is still in constant use.

c) being the original end point of Britain's first Motorway the M1 where the motorway services still stand.

The Town football team are nicknamed the Swans, after the county symbol for Buckinghamshire.
Newport Pagnell is the best of the old towns that were absorbed into Milton Keynes.
Newport Pagnell by PaggyBoy December 4, 2010

new pageness

a phrase of win to be posted at the top of a new page on forums. only one can claim and if two people post it, it is considered a fail.
ex: user4567: new pageness!!

user9898: congrats
someone who slithers into bed like a snake, and bites her partner. she is also very beautiful. like a goddess, everyone loves her. (she loves snaky trousers)
pauneez bit me so hard last night!
pauneez by lilith catreena October 13, 2013

paganello 

One of the greatest sporting events around, a massive ultimate tournament lasting for four days over easter weekend where teams play frisbee by day and drink by night
Man those hot sweaty beavers rocked paganello, aside from their insane layouts those nappies were unreal
paganello by MVF May 18, 2011