bathroom yellow pages 

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

bathroom yellow pages by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

pink pages 

In TV production, especially soap operas, the pages of a script that occur during dream sequences or coma fantasies are colored pink. The alternate color of the pages reminds all involved that these events don't actually happen in the storyline of the soap.

On The Simpsons, Moe's facelift was an example of a "pink pages" sequence.

On House M.D., House's sex scene with Cuddy was a "pink pages" sequence.

pink pages by Moggraider May 12, 2009

see you in the funny pages 

This a kind remark, meant to be good natured and humorous......Unlike the definitions put here. See the two existing versions of "funny papers" on this same site. This is exactly the same

Later gator, See you in the funny pages

see you in the funny pages by zbeeep June 22, 2016

see you in the funny pages 

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

see you in the funny pages by Jeema November 10, 2005

man pages 

A detailed document explaining a unix command. Most Unix systems have a man pages for each command that can be viewed online.

What geeks expect you to read when they tell you to RTFM.

Look it up in the man pages dickwad. Godammit how many times do I have to tell you to RTFM!

man pages by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Active Server Pages [ASP] 

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

Active Server Pages [ASP] by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

Ginger pages

instead of looking up someone's number in the yellow pages like you would in the 80's, you get numbers from that one friend of yours who has everyone's number... and happens to be ginger.

Sue "Do you know Jane's number?"
Daisy "No, you could check the ginger pages"
Sue "Right, I'll ask Marissa then"

Ginger pages by IwishIwereginger August 22, 2011