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An artificial limb used by paedophile amputees to spy on children. The limb can be detached and left in a remote location sending images back to the stumpy paedophile.
John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.
by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013

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