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paddle hawk by truche June 21, 2011
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Jared padalecki
A Jared padalecki is a rare species of
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
Jared padalecki by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018
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paddledick
paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014
Ass Waddling Paddle Master
1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
padlet
Generic term for non manufacturer specific hand held touch screen tablet computer that is larger in size than a phone.
I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.
I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.
Dude, I'm struggling to read this micro text without a microscope on my tiny phone screen... Can you pass me the padlet?
padlet by TheRealBabs May 14, 2020
Palletized
Palletized
Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:
"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)
"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)
"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)
"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)
"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)
"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)
"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)
"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)
"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)
Need more examples? Here's some more:
Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:
"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)
"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)
"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)
"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)
"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)
"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)
"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)
"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)
"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)
Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)
"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)
"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)
"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)
"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)
"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)
"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)
"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)
"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)
"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)
"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)
"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)
"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)
"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)
"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)
"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
Palletized by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013
Jared Padalecki
A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.
He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.
He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
Jared Padalecki by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011