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Pecker hand 

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.
Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.
Pecker hand by Goldermann February 5, 2017

Packerland 

An informal name given to the entire eastern portion of Wisconsin state and surrounding areas, referring to the general region in the northern midwestern US where most football fans support the Green Bay Packers. Often referred to as "The Packers" and "The Pack", the GBP are a member of the National Football Conference (NFC) North Division.
"My flight was supposed to take off from Milwaukee hours ago, but I got snowed in and now I'm going to be stuck in Packerland until tomorrow." --A stranded non-Packer fan, or someone who just really isn't used to snow.

"Went up to Packerland to see Pack play against the Vikings, and we threw rotten tomatoes as that traitor Brett Favre." --A fan residing in, say, Illinois.
Packerland by apg703 February 11, 2010

ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

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pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026