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pachyderm 

-(informal) An elephant .

-(slang) Someone who is insensitive and or shameless.

-(slang) A person with thick skin; someone who is not affected by or does not care what others say about him or her.
My friend loves pachyderm as animals, not as humans.
pachyderm by EdelweissLady August 28, 2018

Pakiderm 

one who is tanned to the point that they look like a middle eastern person.

Pakistani + Dermis
Phil spent so much time at the beach that he became a pakiderm.
Pakiderm by thefischer1 December 4, 2010

herd of pachyderms 

A group of 3-8 fat women, who travel together on social outings for protection and moral support. They are known to frequent Ladies Night and all-you-can-eat buffets.
I came to the bar to find some hot action, not get trampled by a herd of pachyderms.

Pachydermaboxus 

Secular interpretation of all religions as different representations of the same phenomenon. Often adopted as a belief system. Popular with agnostics and former atheists. Usually linked to a socially liberal world view that promotes interpersonal relationships and education as the path to peace. Also known as the Elephant in a Box Theory.

The mythology of Pachydermaboxus is as follows:

There is a metaphysical room in which there is no light. In the middle of this metaphysical room is a metaphysical box full of holes. Within the metaphysical box is a metaphysical elephant. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives. Many find the box. Many do not. Of those that find the box, some reach in and feel the elephant's ear. Some reach in and feel the elephant's tail. Some reach in and feel the elephant's foot. Some reach in and feel the elephant's trunk. Some reach in and feel nothing at all. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives, and no matter what they experience, upon departing the room everyone says, That is God.
Her boyfriend's Jewish but she's Pachydermaboxus.

Packaderm 

1. One who leads a herd of blindless cowardly bastard followers; or who has a mass so great that they have their own orbit and forces others to encompass his/hers permimiter.
2. One who jacks off in the shower with his own "Mr. Slave" while eating cake, which has been cummed on.
3.One who can survive on extreme cold conditions due to the amass of body fat.
That packaderm must be stopped, his oppresive fat ruling will be ended!

The packaderm, Ryan cannot hold up more longer! But we need more arrows!
Packaderm by Leeum September 27, 2007

pacaderm 

a mamal that is very huge or big other wise used as a insult
you pacaderm

go suck a pacaderm

u look like a pacader
pacaderm by yoyonay April 3, 2010