paardebeffer Share definition Flag Dutch - literally, horse sucker. Used to describe stupidity, and/or annoyance with certain person What a paardebeffer -> what an idiot. Hey paardebeffer, what's up? paardebeffer by Goldie March 10, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the paardebeffer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch