P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008

p,i.t.b.u.l.l. 

Acronym for “Pain In The Butt Unless Liberally Liquored”. Refers to a whiny spoiled-rotten individual who exhibits selfish immature “canine” tendencies (making lots of noise and creating messy chaos, getting underfoot and wanting constant attention when others are busy, sniffing and nuzzling everyone continuously, etc.), and whose disruptive behavior subsides only at times when he is totally passed out from excessive alcohol intake.

I have to bring my lazy good-fer-nuthin' brother a twelve-pack every day. or he's a bleepin' p,i.t.b.u.l.l.!

p,i.t.b.u.l.l. by QuacksO December 11, 2013

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m 

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t 

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick

Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. by fucking 101 September 28, 2020

D.U.B.S.T.E.P

Dropping
Unique
Bass
Sounds
That
Entertain
People

He's a great Dj because he D.U.B.S.T.E.P.

D.U.B.S.T.E.P by MM Kuru June 26, 2012