| 1. | C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. | ||
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Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead. C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway. Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!? Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. Bob: Uh, yeah! Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy! |
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| 2. | l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome | ||
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L: Long-term
E: Excessive M: Masturbation to U: Under-aged R: Ripe S: Sex (REAL DISEASE) I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
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| 3. | e.P.I.L.F.any | ||
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a sudden realization of a person you'd like to have sex with I was walking down the street when i had an e.P.I.L.F.any of my friends mom.
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| 4. | M.O.L.L.E | ||
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MOLLE stands for MOdular. Light weight. Loadbearing. Equipment. Primarily used by Militaries in general, including The US Military, paramilitary orgainizations, as well as Private Military Corporation (PMC). Usually it has space for pouches, such as:Ammo pouches, dump pouches, Admin pouches, ID pouches Pistol Mag pouches, etc. The back has room for a Hydration Carrier, or specific back packs Hey man, is that a new M.O.L.L.E. rig?
Dude i can't believe all the MOLLE space on this thing! I could put anything on it! Forget this stupid chest rig!! I'm getting me some MOLLE!!! |
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| 5. | F.R.A.N.P.L.E. | ||
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Flying Robotic Anerexic Naked Pregnant Lesbian Evolution. One of a kind. WWW.FRANPLE.COM Learn more there. Shit man, F.R.A.N.P.L.E.be the hottest band out there, aight!
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| 6. | P.A.N.I.C.S. | ||
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Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.
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| 7. | Poll Smoker | ||
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Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary) Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.
Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's? |
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