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1.
An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.
Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.
by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004
 
2.
Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.
Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.
by Orange Diva May 21, 2008
 
3.
Message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine
Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants
by JoJoh October 22, 2006
 
4.
The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.
"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.
by jessie93 November 01, 2010
 
5.
Spam email that specifically relates to penises, medication for penis, augmentation of them, etc...
My email box is full of pmail. I just don't need any more viagra. I have enough.
by DrDamnit November 15, 2007
 
6.
A shortened version of porn-mail The e-mail adress that is used to access free offers on porn sites. It is not your real e-mail, but just one that recieves all of the spam e-mails.
Mick: Yeah, it sounds like a great site, but it says it needs my e-mail. I don't want it to have it.

Steve: Don't worry, just use your p-mail
by JJ5418 May 31, 2007
 
7.
When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.
What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.
by JPK11 January 25, 2009