p to the enis

Used to call someone a penis in a very cool way. Also used to log on to certain computer files that don't let you input "penis."

Mark: Dude that's awesome!
John: That's NOT awesome...
Mark:....Yur a p to the enis.
John: *gasp*

by Sergeant Rat September 2, 2005

P(enis)TSD

When you receive a horrifying, unwanted dick pic and have disturbing recurring flashbacks of the traumatic event.

My cousin sent me a dick pic and now I have a severe case of P(enis)TSD!

by 4ShitsSake April 29, 2014