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PTD (post-Tour depression) is a common pathological ailment amongst young British students that are in a state of mental and physical recovery after a frivolous week of self-debauchery and entertainment. It is common and needs to be addressed by further alcohol consumption, extended periods of sleep or repeated crying.
I'm suffering from P.T.D, I can't get out of bed and all I want is some Sangria
P.T.D by The PTD Doctor May 9, 2011
What you do when you have to take a shower in a hurry. It stands for pits, tits,dick,ass.
Sammy: This shower is going to have to be P.T.D.A
p.t.d.a by ultimateman22 May 19, 2016

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.
Penetrate...Tears...Bounce

When a man sticks his penis in a unwelcoming female's vagina; causing tears/crying; and then leaving in a quick manner.
Dude, I totally P.T.D.'d that girl last night. Hilarious, right?...Guys....Guys?
P.T.D. by salomsandwich January 22, 2010

T.P.T.D.I 

person 1: “are you ready to hit the club?”
person 2: “T.P.T.D.I.!”
T.P.T.D.I by super duper dude August 26, 2022

I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D 

In The Store Over The Counter In My Pocket Out The Door
mike went I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D for some robo