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The term originated from the disgusting nature of Pizza Hut's P'Zones. When one is P'Zoned, they have been beaten very badly at something. See also owned and pwned.
The forum moderators P'Zoned that uppity newbie.
by ZhugeBrett September 07, 2003
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The act of pure awesomeness. It is the next level of owning, higher than pwn.
Guy:"Holy shit! Jim just knifed 3 guys at once!"
Friend:"Man, he's pzoned this map!"
by 7ehr0x0rz March 12, 2006
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The ultimate form of owned. Also, more pronouncable than the second best, pwned.
Guy 1: *beating Guy 2 to death with a stick*
Guy 3: P'zoned!
by uoy kcuf January 25, 2004
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A more hardcore way of being pwned
Virtual Doctor: Congradulations! You have: AIDS
Kid: Oh nos!!!1!! I'm gonna diez0rz
Kid2: P'ZONED!
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Extreemly, severely pwned. Like a third form of owned (Owned, Pwned, P'zoned).
by Little Ben November 11, 2003
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he just p'zoned ur arse
by Evel_Knievel jajaja September 23, 2003
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adj.
To be owned or powned so hard that the terms owned or powned are insufficient to describe the sheer amount of "P'zoning" that just occured.
"Man I just P'zoned you so hard that if I had said owned back there where I said P'zoned, I would be considered for a noob just for saying owned when I definitely should have said P'zoned, given the considerable amount of ownege that just occured... HELL YEAH!"
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