The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

An ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´button up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.They complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. If you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education...ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and attitude. Ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. Ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. They also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. So next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie...take a moment and pity these helpless retards...also...throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. Ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.

An ozzie is a person of australian desent. A typical Ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´button up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.They complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. If you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education...ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and attitude. Ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. Ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. They also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. So next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie...take a moment and pity these helpless retards...also...throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. Ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.

Natives of South Africa (mainly used in the UK).
Based on the abbreviation for South Africa as SAf.

a awesum person from NEW ZEALAND where they dont fuck sheep and are better than australians because ozzies only went to australia because they were prisners

a food that is terrible that ozzies love