oxygen

don't forget 30 per cent of the human body :) it was once thought to be the common element in all acids, but that turned out to be hydrogen.

Ozone is an allotrope of oxygen.

by eszett August 26, 2003

oxygenating

deep breathing

the guy was oxygenating when he had an athsma attack

by campy October 28, 2003

Oxygen

If you need to look this up, it's probably because:

A. You don't speak English.

or B. You're two dumb to live.

If A, to put it simply, Oxygen is a substance found in air, which you need to stay alive and your body collects by breathing. If B, kill yourself.

I didn't know what oxygen was, so I died. :(

by inxblot August 15, 2008

Oxygen

Useless chemical

If only there werent so much oxygen in the air.

by There_be_no_Gahd. June 9, 2016

oxygen

In music terms, oxygen means water.

Singer: Oxygen to the stage please!
Kid: What?
Singer: Water, dumbass.

by E Man July 27, 2006

waste of oxygen

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,

"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."

by Eva Lynn June 29, 2005

oxygen eater

Person who is inept at everything he or she does. To be in the same room with these people is to be stupider in every sense of the word. These "oxygen eaters" are born, eat, poop, and die, while serving no purpose at all except to eat my oxygen.

TOM: Yo, is that Stevie over there? Man o' man, is that guy
a waste of space or what?
SAM: Yeah. Stevie is a real oxygen eater all right.
Completely useless...

by Christophe Graham August 1, 2006