Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Ownage Scale 

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

Ownage Scale by vipers June 13, 2008

Omnigender 

A nonbinary gender identity that identifies with all genders while distinguishing between them as separate and unique in experience; unlike pangender that identifies with all but does not distinguish between them and considers them all one and the same in experience.

This is similar to how omnisexual distinguishes between genders they are attracted to and pansexual does not...aka omnisexuals are attracted to each gender separately and pansexual are attracted to all equally without distinction of attraction level.

Omnigender people are also usually genderfluid/genderflux/fluidflux where pangender people experience all genders as one without fluctuating between them in identity(fluid) or intensity of experience (flux).

Omnigender is like a gender smorgasbord with all the food separate while pangender is like a shepherd's pie with it all mashed together.

Omnigender by brennanquest March 29, 2022

ownage time 

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.

1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"

ownage time by ownage time August 9, 2006

ownage beans 

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

ownage beans by roboduck February 26, 2009

Self Ownage

This is quite literal. Its is when someone says or does something which results in them 'Owning' themselves.

Tungesh: (24/7/08)Hey guys, Look the A8 just came out. OMG
Nicolas: Lol Tungesh, its the R8 not the A8 (1st ownage) & also the R8 isnt new
Justin:.... It came out like 2 years ago
Colin: Thats a great discovery Tungesh, have u informed AUDI??

Arun: SELF OWNAGE and HUMILIATED

Self Ownage by AdnanC August 18, 2008

ownagepranks 

An awesome DJ who prank calls people on stickam.

stickam.com/ownagepranks
"I listened to DJ Ownage last night, he's so awesome I hope he'll be our DJ for the prom"

ownagepranks by Buckuu Rogers April 14, 2008