Middle-aged, nouveau riche, stuck up woman - found predominantely in the shopping centres of Western Europe. 10 years ago they would have been a humble but worthwhile housewife, now they are obnoxious, soulless demons, living only for their next golden purchase - trampling all in their path.
A horrible product of capitalism and god only knows how their twisted offspring will turn out. It may be time to head for the hills.
"Give me that. Get this for me. I haven't got all day. Oh it is terrible. The world revolves around me you know."
"You ridiculous owl. You are a disgusting travesty. Your manners are atrocious and your predictability makes me want to vomit. Farewell."
by DAvid Cowpell Downtrodden September 12, 2004
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1.- Another term for (computer) hacker
Perhaps it comes from the tendency of both, hackers and owls to take advantage of darkness
2.- In South America, "owl" is said to a person who forebodes bad things (that become true) to other people.
*.-"night owls" was in the 90's one of the biggest cybergroup
**.- Your mom is a true damn owl. She foreboded me a car crash... ahd guess what ?!!!
by etzelet September 08, 2010
The closest thing to instant messaging in Harry Potter.
"Harry, did you get my message, i sent it by Owl like an hour ago"
by The dude who mooed March 01, 2009
A relatively large bird that goes "Hoo" alot and can turn it's head 180 degrees. They live in the forest, eat mice, and are also capable of making the really freaky noises at night.
Owl:"Hoo! Ho-Hoo! Hoooo!"
Guy: Dude, it's an Owl! Kick-ass!
by Rakeman May 29, 2005
Another word for joint or spliff.
"Spark Another Owl" by Cypress Hill
by xXPnoyJestr420Xx November 18, 2009
Similar to lol, owls is something that you write when you find something amusing. The history of the phrase is quite clear, as web studies show a gradual evolution:

lol -> lols -> lawls -> jowls -> owls
Person 1: Whoa, someone thought you were a girl on the Internet!
Person 2: Owls!
by VelocityGirl July 24, 2010
1 - Verb - The act of staying up late at night, to "owl", "owling"

2 - Someone that lives the night life most of the time, an "owl"
1: guy1: what you doing up this late?
guy2: nothing just owling around, i can't fall asleep.

2:Brian seems like he sleeps all day and lives it up all night, ahh what an owl!
by infiernoboy1 July 31, 2011
a big ole fat joint
do ya wanna spark another owl?
by weedmang April 22, 2003

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