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overslats 

when emma has a crush on a guy and you cant spell their last name
Me: hey you like over slats right?
Emma: OVERSLATS!! *wheeze*
overslats by overslats October 7, 2019

Crazy overstepping stepmom 

A delusional stepmom who has zero understanding of what her role is supposed to be.
The crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids' mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me classes, bought a shirt that said Worlds Best Mom and told the kids, "Just call me mom, I'm like practically the same thing."

Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!

Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.

oversleptic 

a profound state of having overslept too long, generally for days on end.
"Man, i'm overlsleptic today." - or - "You got some coffee? I'm feelin a little oversleptic"
oversleptic by BishopAus April 12, 2010

Oversleeve 

Adjective When your sleeves are too long, you can't just say they're too long. Nah, you gotta SHORTEN it up. Oversleeve is the perfect use of it.
Tailor: How would you like the sleeves, sir?
Man: I'd like them to be oversleeved, please.
Tailor: What the fuck--
Oversleeve by muffinisaloser September 2, 2018

oversleepover 

An event where people know they'll be up far too late and will oversleep at this sleepover as a means of recovery from a hangover. This is the adult form of a childhood favorite.
"Hey, we're having an oversleepover tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"No, I gotta work the next morning."
oversleepover by reallypedantic April 24, 2010

oversleptomania 

Oversleptomania is a mood state characterized by sudden panic or fear attributed to oversleeping and realizing your entire day is screwed. Most severe when one realizes they are late for work.
Mr. Manager: "Bill, this is the 3rd time you've been late for work. You've missed a number of significant meetings."
Bill: "I'm sorry sir. I have a serious condition. It's called oversleptomania. I'm actually starting an affinity group for oversleptomaniacs in our company, in order to provide support and counseling."