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Preheated oven 

When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.
My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.
Preheated oven by Nemes1sr230 December 6, 2016

Preheating the Oven 

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.
“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”

Preheat the oven 

When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus
I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
Preheat the oven by Big bangs September 7, 2010

preheat the oven 

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
preheat the oven by westfalia December 11, 2009

preheat the oven 

to perform sexual acts before having sexual intercourse.
i.e. handjobs, blowjobs.
"Ay man- Do you know if Naomi preheat the oven?"
"Yeah, thats what i've heard."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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