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overly specific 

The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.

And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.

Verbatim.

AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
1) Her:

Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?

Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!

2) Friend #1

When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?

Friend #2

Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.

Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.

Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!
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Ovary Snap 

A move causing much pain to the victim. After holding the index and middle fingers together, one uses both hands to JAB a person with ovaries, thus snapping them via the fallopian tubes.

Very painful. Do not attempt without a doctor present.
"BOOM! OVARY SNAP!"

"That girl was such a bitch, I used the ovary snap on her."

"Bitch, shut up before I ovary snap you."

"She cried after being ovary snapped.
Ovary Snap by Chiquita Fanono December 23, 2009

Ovary Punch 

The counter attack to being kicked in the balls. Throwing a punch from a low point at an upwards angle towards the ovaries.
She totally kicked me in the nads so I ovary punched her!
Ovary Punch by Olaf the Fearsome January 9, 2011

Ovary-acting

When anything that owns a pair of ovaries suddenly loses their mind because of a small inconvenience.

Usually pronounced with emphasis on Ovary
"Damn it Tyrone you had one job. Leave the god damn toilet seat up."
"Jesus, stop ovary-acting"

"She's just ovary-acting"
Ovary-acting by Shaboops April 18, 2013

ovary explosion 

A descriptive term indicating that someone is so attractive or hot, or that something is so extremely pleasurable that it causes a woman to produce so much estrogen her ovaries explode.
Girl A: Wow. Channing Tatum is going to be in a boxing movie.
Girl B: That means he'll be shirtless, sweaty and aggressive.
Girl A: I think my ovaries just exploded.

Girl C: We're having a Star Wars marathon this weekend, are you coming?
Girl D: Oh yes, that's definitely worth an ovary explosion.
ovary explosion by Voxy_ September 29, 2009

ovarychiever 

A sarcastic term for a female who THINKS she is an 'over achiever' but isn't at all.

An ovarychiever is an average (feminist minded) female that deludes herself into thinking that her dead end job and social (media) status is more valuable than the fertility window of her ovaries. Ovarychievers are the women who will end up (or already are) alone and/or childless after they have hit the wall, become infertile and their ovaries have dried up because of their own rampant narcissism and selfishness in their prime fertility years. Ovarychievers often have some of the following characteristics:

- They don't appreciate or make time for their boyfriends
- They cram 'planned and structured' social events into every spare moment (girls nights, pilates, book clubs, quiz nights)
- They are always 'like super busy'(even if they aren't that busy and just watching chick flicks in bed)
- They treat dead end jobs like careers.

- Delusions of grandeur

- Destination addiction

- The belief they can have 'it all'
- Lack general skills (cooking, cleaning, hygiene)

- Social media (attention) addiction

- Narcissism
This girl I'm dating acts like shes always super busy and important, but only studies part time and works 10 hours a week as a waiter. Her friends from work are feminists and seem to be changing her alot. She cancelled our plan to go away Saturday night to work a 3 hour shift. She acts like I'm worthless and her time is more important than mine even though I'm a Doctor. She's Such an ovarychiever. I think I need to stop seeing her.
ovarychiever by Investig8or February 20, 2017

Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Yet another meme that has spawned due to the Creepy-ass competition entry sent in by a girl called Laina. Justin Bieber set up a competition asking all fans to enter in their own entries of his song 'Boyfriend', with new lyrics and such. Laina played the role of an overly attached girlfriend, who sings creepy lyrics and doesn't blink once throughout the whole video. Although a parody, this inspired a meme with her face featured in it. It usually ''compliments'' a number of creepy things a Overly Attached Girlfriend would say.
Overly Attached Girlfriend. 'It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google says it only takes 12. Who is she?''