spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 26, 2016

oval kiss

Slang for a blowjob

Gf: I had a lot of fun giving you an oval kiss in your car
Bf: Yeah my dick liked it too

by EmoryBoard October 21, 2017

oval rhite

The Oval Rhite is the vagina as it is excreting cum, as it is oval, red and at the time, white.

Damn, Bitch that is one Big-Ass Oval Rhite T-nite!!!

by Majoe-Berank(the pimp) February 14, 2005

Oval Oriffice

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.

Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Punt oval

British for American football

Its not even a ball it should be call punt oval

by Scotto1983 June 20, 2018