"Oh don't worry honey, they're upstairs playing Outwar, their tard obsessive compulsiveness will keep them at it all night long."
UouOTWER PLAYA5: pls cum 2 mi syt!!11
UouOTWER PLAYA5: www.x=6767676.outwar.com/dogshite
slut: I'm not going to lag my connection up with that outwar crap. Find someone else to join your werewolf clan
UouOTWER PLAYA5: om U FAGOT I H8 U V MUSH
The Outwar world of today is much different. The link part of the game no longer grows you stronger. Instead, it gives your character a small buff... so small it's not even worth it. On top of that, the link is no longer spammed by any of the legitimate players. They have untold ways of getting this buff on not only themselves, but all of their friends, without getting anyone but themselves to click the link.
Outwar now is more like an MMORPG than it ever has been before. Grinding (see definition 15 for grinding) is the main way of leveling your character now. You must walk around the town area and attack mobs or do quests for experience and items. You can also gain items by being in a "crew", or clan of sorts... however you can never know for sure what you must do for that crew, or if they will even give you items for your work. Many crews will award items due to hard work and time spent for them, while others only try to better themselves and their close friends.
Outwar has a very long and scarred history, and I hope this true definition will help to set the naive internet population straight.
NaiveInternetNerd: omg lulz outwar i remember that nub game
Outwarplayer123: actually its a lot different than it used to be...
NaiveInternetNerd: orly? roflmao no i wont click ur link nub
Outwarplayer123: uh, actually i'm good man... just asking if anyone else played
NaiveInternetNerd: ya right! haha! what a nub bet u got like 1000000 spyware hahahahalololol!!!11!!1oneone
Outwarplayer123: no not really
NaiveInternetNerd: haha thats what u think last time i clicked one of those links i got all kinds of spyware
Outwarplayer123: oh that sucks
Outwarplayer123: hey do you watch pr0n?
NaiveInternetNerd: yah y?
Person 2: Please shut up if you don't know the facts.
Sadam: OUTWAR IS STUPID!!!!
Bush: ARREST THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
swat team: NOT NOW!!! IM DEFEATING THE OUTWAR BOSS
These outwar players or sub humanoids play internet games 24 hours a day to distract themselves from the fact they have no friends