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outlook express 

A piece of shit fucking program that Microsoft made!
I tried to apply for a job today but, Outlook Express fucked me over with an error.
outlook express by Smith21682 June 29, 2007

outbollocksed 

To have triumphed in a battle that was reduced to matter of testicular fortitude. To produce a bollock of greater volume when confronted with an adversary of supposed superior masculinity.

While it is mainly used to describe events occurring in a sporting field of play, it would not be out of place when describing events in a theatre of war, a dance off or a game of scrabble.
Gambler 1: did you hear about Rafael Nadal yesterday?

Gambler 2: huh!? no i didnt man, what happened?

Gambler 1: Croat dude named Ivan Dodig beat him in 3 at Montreal Masters.

Gambler 2: hahahah bull**** man you're taking the mick

Gambler 1: no joke bro, Nadal was up 5-3 serving in the 3rd set, but nadal didn't choke... Dodig totally outbollocksed him.
meaning one version of something was better/superior to another version of something
friend 1: did you see the skam france eyesex scene?
friend 2: yeah, but skam italia's version completely outsold

Outlook Express 

A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.
When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
Outlook Express by Downstrike October 3, 2004
An outroll or "outro troll" occurs during the end of a video, song, monologue, or other media that contains a final or departing humorously insulting jab or rib of or to another party, entity, product, or person. See also "introll."
The video was great, but that outroll was hilarious!
Outroll by His Royal Snooge June 7, 2018

check my outlook 

When your company uses Microsoft Outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in Microsoft Outlook for more information.
Guy #1: Smith are you coming to Peter's leaving do?
You: Uh... When is it?
Guy #1: 21st.
You: Um.. think so.. I remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st... I'll check my outlook to see if I confirmed it.

Finance Girl #1: Jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. Is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
Jason: Should be, let me just check my outlook a second.

Philip: Richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
Richard: I'll be another 10.
Philip: Okay... I'm going to head on down, you know where it is right?
Richard: Yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it's name.. I'll find it.. don't worry, I'll just check my outlook.
check my outlook by Matthew1471 December 5, 2009