A type of aviary creature often called a bird. The males are blue (primary) and black (secondary), The Females are yellow (primary) and neon purple (secondary). The OMHBAGOSH has one "shovel" shaped foot. Which it uses to capture a rainbow and fly backwards on it. They also have a "fork" shaped foot, which they use to kill vermin, such as rats, or mice. They then bring their foot to their mouth and engulf the small creature.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!