A dumbshit wrestler who sucks off Triple H and Ric Flair while Batista nails him in the ass
see butt fucker, butt brigade
see butt fucker, butt brigade
by King Slim August 11, 2004
A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.
If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)
If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)
Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:
"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)
"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)
"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)
"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)
by Danny March 13, 2005
A untalented wreslter who can't wrestle for crap. Whishes he was as good as everyone else. In a non staged acutall match Benoit would beat the holy shit out of him. BTW Orton fans.....13-0 ;)
Orton: I am a legend killer!!
Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit
Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit
by Tyler April 5, 2005
Everyone who posted something good about Orton is a stupid fucking WWE mark and needs to go see some NWATNA.
by AJAW July 19, 2004
Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.
by angryenrie September 15, 2011
by bonemaster May 5, 2005
A 3rd generation WWE superstar whom will kick all you haters asses. A member of Evolution. A hotter than hell living legend. Hottest man alive. Next WWE champion. BITCH!!!
by Samantha June 12, 2004