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What it means for something to exist.
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
ontology by puhdoo November 2, 2013
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Orgtology studies the systems and dynamics of an organisation. The word "orgtology" is a blend between "organisation" and the Greek word "-logy", meaning the science of organisation.
The study of orgtology will help organisations to perform and stay relevant.
Orgtology by Derek Hendrikz September 15, 2019

ornithology

the best type of science! you study birds and how they live!
so, timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
an ornithologist!
a what?
you study ornithology!
that's not uh..
a, uh- um a, fire man!
oh, ok
ornithology by freygeothewhy January 29, 2021

generative ontology 

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.
I'm studying the very interesting field of ostrology.
Ostrology by Wake me up 1245@ January 13, 2017
Orgtology is a high dose psilocybin intake for managers and leaders. Not only will it remind them that they know truly little, but also often that what they know is irrelevant. It’s a bloody good bad trip that will change your life.
An Orgtologist uses orgtology methods to help an organisation be more of what they already are.
Orgtology by Derek Hendrikz July 2, 2019

Orthodoxymoron

Someone who is more concerned with tradition than truth. Especially defined within Religion. Someone who does not believe or trust in anything outside of their own power.
A control freak.
Saul was an Orthodoxymoron before his eyes were opened to the truth.
Orthodoxymoron by stillcrows February 4, 2010