Skip to main content

orthonormal gay-sis 

A female sibling of length 1-unit (typically 1 metre) who likes to ride on the other bus.
Hey Jim - I caught your sister rug munching one of her friends.

You've got an orthonormal gay-sis!

Orson Scott Card 

A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.
Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!

Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!
Orson Scott Card by Talonkarrde April 29, 2005

Orson Welles 

Was an influential American film director, writer, and actor. Though he is most well known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and his 1941 directoral debut Citizen Kane, considered by many to be the greatest film ever made, Welles has done far more than that.

Welles is often seen as a genius and one of the greatest filmmakers ever, yet, due to problems he had in Hollywood after the release of his first two films, Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, he is also seen as a fallen giant and a commercial failure. Welles was also very overweight for the latter half of his life.
You know who is a great filmmaker? Orson Welles!

I feel more betrayed than Orson Welles after Hollywood butchered The Magnificent Ambersons.

Go on a diet you Orson!
Orson Welles by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008

Orson Scott Card 

The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.
You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!
Orson Scott Card by Senai March 10, 2004
A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She is clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty. She is the prettiest girl out there, and her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Orshina should be.
Girl #1: OMG that girl is perfect

Girl #2: She must be Orshina
verb. To attract and amaze somebody with your epic charm.
guy 1: "Dude, you just met her!"
guy2: "yeah, but she was totally orsoning me!"
Orson by stumped bananas August 16, 2010