ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds

used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"

ornithologist by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

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Child Ornithologist

A person who studies juvenile birds.

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

Child Ornithologist by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

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Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

Child child ornithologist by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

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Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.

Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.

Seasoned ornithologist by slashdotat April 8, 2010

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ornithologisches Konsil

eine Abklärung des psychiatrischen Status quo.

Verdacht auf einen Vogel.

Bei diesem Patienten würde ich gerne ein ornithologisches Konsil anmelden.

ornithologisches Konsil by lamalomo October 26, 2013

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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