(adjective) that which demonstrates a preoccupation with orifices of the human body (esp the lower half). this preoccupation is expressed through behaviour and/or language and is usually characterised by persistent commentary about bodily functions,byproducts and secretions.
1.listening to you tell your orificial jokes while i'm having my lunch is making me lose my appetite
2.i broke up with him because his sense of humour was too orificial for me.
3. omg, that's totally orificial
2.i broke up with him because his sense of humour was too orificial for me.
3. omg, that's totally orificial
by Mr Noo May 8, 2009
The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021
The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.
Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."
by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021