1) When someone complains about their health problems at length.

2) Music concert featuring an organ (musical instrument).
1) person-A: "I was looking forward to a good discussion, but they kept talking about their aches and pains and I couldn't get a word in edgewise."
person-B: "Ugh, another organ recital?"
person-A: "It totally was."

2) person-C: I'm in the mood for music.
person-D: I'm going out tonight to listen to an organ recital. Want to come with?
person-C: Sure, that sounds great.
by too-many-grouchy-people May 21, 2009
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when people discuss their latest surgeries in great detail, common with older folk at social gatherings
I'm trying to enjoy my food at this restaurant, but those old ladies are making me vomit with their organ recital.
by napierman January 18, 2012
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1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class
I was tired of the organ recital so I left.
by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2009
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When two or more, generally old, people spend an hour or three, discussing painful, impaired, failing, or replaced organs and body parts.
Failing health is a common, overly long, sometimes competitive, topic for us old folk.
Little Timmy suffered through his grandparents’ two hour organ recital.”
“I prefer to share my organ recital just with my doctor.”
by Captain Smokeblower May 6, 2023
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