Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey. 

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.

Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey. by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010

geriatric organ grinder 

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

geriatric organ grinder by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013

organ grinder 

A perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his dick on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.

The organ grinder behind me GOT OFF before I did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.

organ grinder by C J Mirasola April 3, 2007

organ grinder 

A woman so stunning one is obligated to rub one out in her name.

That Hayden Panettiere is a real organ grinder.

organ grinder by The Porsche Monkey July 27, 2009

organ grinder 

The act of fucking one's partner in the ass after sprinkling sand on your dick.

We were having fun on the beach until it turned into an organ grinder.

organ grinder by CaptainHook February 1, 2007

organ grinder 

A cocksucker with braces

"Hey man, what's with those scars on your dick?"
"I ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week"

organ grinder by 360guy May 3, 2014

Organ Grinder 

A gay guy with a chipped tooth

After noticing the marks on his dick, he knew that guy was an organ grinder

Organ Grinder by RobertG January 7, 2006