i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 3, 2011

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In the even that you find $20

The moment you see a 20 on the side of the road

Person 1: Hey, how are you?
Person 2: Great, I just found some money!
Person 1: You’re in the even that you find $20? That’s great! Now you can pay me that $20 you owe me from last week.

by Richard Preston January 11, 2018

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can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

by McBae February 19, 2016

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can you even

Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍

Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even

by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th April 19, 2016

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