Something that Loki Laufeyson is burdened with.
I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

-Loki Laufeyson of Asgard
by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020
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An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 2, 2008
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n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.
by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005
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The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.
Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.
by ayyoyupthatsme July 17, 2021
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she is my most beautiful girlfriend, cute and very caring. i can‘t even say a word because she means too much to my life to be more enthusiastic about living the day with her encouraging words, the point is i‘m writing this with a sincere heart and without coercion of feelings with her, i love her <3
by Bluenemy April 30, 2022
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A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5
General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*
by oscarnout March 21, 2016
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When you rub a girls pussy, politely.
The boy glorious tickled the girl who later thanked him with a kiss.
by Consicle November 30, 2014
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