2 definitions by Consicle

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 30, 2014

glorious tickle

When you rub a girls pussy, politely.

The boy glorious tickled the girl who later thanked him with a kiss.

by Consicle November 30, 2014