optimize

Deleting random crap so something goes faster.

Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.

by Toolplusplus January 3, 2005

optimism

A college student looking in their wallet expecting to see money.

College kid 1: *checks wallet* Darn. No money. So much for optimism.

by scoop, muck, and dizzy. September 24, 2011

optimism

an excuse for epic failing

(optimism) you get into a horrible car crash, but atleast you have insurance!!!!

by morocco monroe June 5, 2010

optimism

when you accept that you're dead inside

Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

by Minty ravens~ December 18, 2018

Optimization

Taking something complicated apart, planning to make it better; Attempting to improve something (usually electronic).

I was doing optimization on a PSP and ended up wrecking it more than it originally was.

by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE May 22, 2011

Optimism

"Optimism is the opium of the masses.
Pessimism is the pesticide of society." - Ken Muslimvoic

I guess he meant that hope gives the masses fake illusions in the way things are.. and negative pessimism and mistrust in society weeds out "social agitators" and keeps them from doing anything.

by Ryszard November 13, 2003

Optimism

Shaving your asshole before a first date.

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.

by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013