A religion which developed starting in North America in the late 20th century. The religion itself has no doctrine like other counter parts in modern society. It basically revolves around the churches leader Oprah Winfrey. There are some other less powerful leaders, a man whose name is “Dr.” Phil. One must only assume that this title was bestowed upon as Colonel is given in the state of America known as Kentucky.
The leaders of this church have considerable power upon consumers, who buy products that mainly the churches leader tells them to. Items that Oprah tells her followers to buy include but are not limited to, books, and health and beauty care products. While the churches shadow corporation known as Harpo has a production company, a magazine, as well as a television network.
While Ms. Winfery has been proven wrong on several occasions, she has yet to ever address these instances. She has been also known to advocate and inform about health matters, that are either only partialy true, or yet to be proven or excepted by several government regulating agencies.
Make no mistake this is a religion, as with all orginzed faith groupings it has followers of differing degrees of devotion and involvement.
The leaders of this church have considerable power upon consumers, who buy products that mainly the churches leader tells them to. Items that Oprah tells her followers to buy include but are not limited to, books, and health and beauty care products. While the churches shadow corporation known as Harpo has a production company, a magazine, as well as a television network.
While Ms. Winfery has been proven wrong on several occasions, she has yet to ever address these instances. She has been also known to advocate and inform about health matters, that are either only partialy true, or yet to be proven or excepted by several government regulating agencies.
Make no mistake this is a religion, as with all orginzed faith groupings it has followers of differing degrees of devotion and involvement.
Once a year the leader of Oprahism broadcasts an hour long feeding frenzy of mass histaria known as Oprahs favorite things.
by argh to the jay May 8, 2010
The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. A woman who takes care of her man while he just spends her money.
"Man, every time I go out, I'm spending all this money on these females. I'm trying to get that Oprah dawg!"
by Milk Money Elli May 19, 2009
A African American female who lives and works in Chicago for Harpo Studios. Is very affluent and rich. Sheis a good hearted person but her shows feminist agenda can get very annoying. Her Show is usually about something tragic,hopeful,inspiring,recent, trendy,or fun. She usually has some sort of guest. She likes too tell jokes but they usually aren't too funny, but don't tell that too soccer moms.
Overall: A little bit of a Fem Nazi but not a bad woman.
Overall: A little bit of a Fem Nazi but not a bad woman.
by Unresponsive Bee Victim July 8, 2005
An over wieght white lady in black face.Makes billions and gives away tons of free shit!Loved by tons of white middle aged soccer moms.Cuts her guests off when they talk,and always says "Yea","Mmmhmmm","Yea" during a conversation.
And blacks aren't aloud in the studio audience.
And blacks aren't aloud in the studio audience.
Oprah:
"You get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,YES,YES,YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,YES,YES,YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Truth904 July 5, 2006
The religion that will one day take over the world where people become even more attracted to Oprah W.
by Oprah Fan January 17, 2008
Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.
by rustyschackleford January 14, 2008
A person with soooooo much power in America that countless drones of women elect to the top role of president a jr. senator with no experience, who before he's allowed to take office, causes a daily stock market plunge.
by fanodan13 December 7, 2008