oolon

An offensive word for a very unpleasant or stupid person. Can be used synonymous for "cunt", avoiding the immediate use of this derogatory term.

That guy who keeps trolling everyone on Twitter, he's a real oolon!

oolon by tongotongo September 22, 2013

Oolong Tea 

This is an "asian" tea consisting of 90% vodka, 10% whiskey

God damn, Andy needs to lay off that oolong tea before he fucking dies.

Oolong Tea by MikeyMaple November 26, 2017

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006

Orolonophobia 

A phobia that makes you scared of the letter o

“Guys look, it’s an orange ornament!”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHG
“Oh, sorry I forgot you had orolonophobia.”

Orolonophobia by SomeGuy420691738 May 3, 2020

Olona

Olona is a rare name which originated in the Xhosa tribe
Pronunciation (all.oh.nah)
This is a rare name

Olona is a beautiful girl

Olona by Lil sexy thang October 25, 2020

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019