oncologist 

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.

Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.

oncologist by Trova January 12, 2015

financial oncologist 

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

financial oncologist by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

ontological

1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.

When I asked a hottie if she knew what "ontological" meant, she unceremoniously slapped me with a dictionary.

ontological by brownacre_1 July 13, 2019

ontologistics

A theory of social change (linear ontology) in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

Ontologistics depicts a recursive (self-referencing) path of social change.

ontologistics by sandraxine August 26, 2018

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

ontological by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006

ontological empericism

a study of the word itself

i study ontological empericism

ontological empericism by ontological empericism March 20, 2009

ontologically-challenged

Can be used as an insult to mean that someone's grasp of reality (ontological perspective) is different to the norm.

"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"

ontologically-challenged by choir-nerd December 12, 2013