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onionskinning 

Onionskinning is the layer upon layer of red tape and intervening clerks or gatekeeper, that now surround virtually everybody of big business or political importance in our modern world. Its initial purpose was to protect such elite individuals, from public intrusions that actually were a complete waste of time or money, which the top echelon people surrounded themselves with Onionskinning to avoid, but it can also be a complete blocking of useful interaction with the general public, or also dead stop any vital information or new ideas from reaching them today.
Bob had a great idea to solve the global warming problem, but no matter what institute he sent or snail-mailed it to, he was unable to pierce the massive Onionskinning of all of the world's biggest institutes and organizations, to get their leaders to even READ it!
onionskinning by Techrex February 25, 2018
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Onioning 

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.
Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!
Onioning by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016

Onion skin

the film on top of her skin the morning after the Filthy Cumslut was the star of the Bukkake party.
Theiland: "Hey Smelly wats all over your face?"
Smelly: "Huh? Oh that's just Onion Skin from last night"
Jorde: "Ooooooo God Whyyyyy (Hyperventating Crying bitchboy noises"
Theiland: "God Damnit WTF, why don't I ever get invited to this shit?"
Smelly: "Same Reason Cry baby over there doesn't, duh! Your Fuckin Bald Bitch! Now excuse me while I go fart cum on the toilet, it's beginning to run down my thighs so it's time!"
Onion skin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

Onionson 

Wow that Onionson sure is a cuck today.
Onionson by FakedNaked August 2, 2016

Devil's Onionring 

Your asshole.
Take a shower nozzle, turn it to jet, and give your devil's onionring a blast from the past!
Devil's Onionring by [sT]Crew March 23, 2004

onion skin

Onion skin is beautiful white skin which is coveted in countries like the Philippines.
Joann’s dad did not want her to ruin her onion skin if she fell off her bike her skin would get dark and bruised. So she wasnt allowed to ride a bike.
onion skin by Sam Moj June 2, 2008

Onioning 

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).
In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.
Onioning by jamejame January 21, 2012