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Slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar DJ.

Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)

Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18
Phil, Dan & Stockers - Look at Dee to the Gee man, he's such a Onezan........

DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!

DG - Does not compute

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!

DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......
Onezan by Uber Pippo July 23, 2009
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Oneza is a the type of girl you want to be friends with. A girl who likes to have fun in life but not at the cost of her relaxation time. Loves to travel and see the world for what its worth. Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. She can balance being pretty, smarts, and an awesome personality all at the same time. She can be an amazing friend to the people she likes, but the tides can turn easily if she hates you. She is caring, kind, witty, curious, creative and dedicated to helping people. She is good at heart even though she doesn't like to show it to the masses. She is stunning and has a distinct personality which will defiantly liven up your day. She is strong and knows how to give great advice and will be there to listen to all the shit in your life. She tries to make you feel bad about yourself by proclaiming she is mean but deep down you know she loves you. Overall a 10 out of 10.
Damn, that girl is so funny and is super good looking.
That's an Oneza for sure.
oneza by drmena May 13, 2018
pronounced (won-zee) one-ze or onezes(won-zes)
a one piece suit usually pajamas, but can also mean bathrooms where there are toilets but no dividers,
used to describe any thing of that is one by itelf
plural is oneze or onezes
hey nice pajamas is that a oneze?
"man i have to piss so bad" but i don't pee in onezes bathrooms that is unsanitary.
oneze by the guy rules May 5, 2005
A woman that is trying to have sex with a musician. Like a groupie, but only there for one person. First stated in the Tech N9ne song 1zie
No no no, a groupie comes for the whole group, you just came for me, you're my onezie
onezie by WhatifIwasreal? June 3, 2010

FFFFuzzie onezie 

When you can't curse because you're in school, moms visiting, thin walls and you're fucking,you're a youtuber with a young audience, etc . Whatever reason you have not to scream "FUCK" and you already start off the "FFFF" so instead you scream "FFFFuzzie onezie"
Mom: It was so nice visiting you, Gianna.
Gianna: *drops plate on foot* OH FFFFuzzie onezie!!!!!!
Used to refer to the type of girl that you suspect of being a floozy and that you would only hit one time.

-She could be hot, yet lacks serious self-respect which means she's fucking everybody. Good for a trick, any more than once will likely result in someone being hospitalized.

-She could be semi-busted, but good enough during a drunken engorged dork rage to fit the bill. Could also be a slumpbuster type.
Knob one: "Did you fuck __________ last night?"

Knob two: "Who that Onezy?"

Knob one: "Yup"
Onezy by Dtrojano March 25, 2011