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Onezy 

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Used to refer to the type of girl that you suspect of being a floozy and that you would only hit one time.

-She could be hot, yet lacks serious self-respect which means she's fucking everybody. Good for a trick, any more than once will likely result in someone being hospitalized.

-She could be semi-busted, but good enough during a drunken engorged dork rage to fit the bill. Could also be a slumpbuster type.
Knob one: "Did you fuck __________ last night?"

Knob two: "Who that Onezy?"

Knob one: "Yup"
Onezy by Dtrojano March 25, 2011
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Onezy 

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Super drugged out on some pills and tree
This nigga was so onezy we had to take him home
Onezy by Kiexya May 27, 2020
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Onezy • OneEyedSec • omezy • Onazy • lil' oeezy • one eyed pirate • one eyed snake • one-eyed • one eye • one eyed milkman

Oneyplays

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A Let's-Play comedy YouTube channel created by Chris O'Neill (OneyNG) featuring solo but mostly co-hosted gameplay/comedy commentaries classically featuring anonymous pseudonymed guests DingDongVG and Julian, but more recently fellow animator and long time friend Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles), Joshua Tomar (Tomamoto), Lyle Rath, Cory (Spazkidin3d), and many others.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Oneyplays?
Man 2: No what's that?
Man 1: It's like The Game Grumps but funny!
Man 2: Cool man I'll check it out.
Oneyplays by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021
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oney 

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small smoking pipe that delivers approximately one lungful of smoke per loaded bowl.
yo pack a oney i'm too paranoid to use the bong.
oney by moon March 28, 2005
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Onesy 

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A one piece snow suit. Worn back in the day when skiing was young. Now commonly worn by thy Gaper. Comes in Solid or Multiple bright colors. Do NOT wear in Colorado or you shall get mugged.
For Gaper day, I decided to wear a Onesy.
Onesy by A Local Coloradian May 2, 2009
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OneyNG 

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Chris O'Neill, also known as OneyNG is an Irish animator, musician, voice actor, podcast co-host, game developer, and YouTuber. Chris made his start on Newgrounds and quickly made a name for himself through his comedy animations, appearances on the comedy podcast "Sleepycast", and his successful Let's-Play channel "Oneyplays".

Since then Chris has branched out into game development with his upcoming indie title "Bowlbo: The Quest for Bing Bing" described as a "whimsical, colorful, 2.5D action adventure game that rewards momentum and skillful acrobatics" developed by OneyWare and Albino Moose Games.

Chris also composed music and sculpted the 3D model of a crazy character that jumps out of the TV for Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles) and Michael Cusack's Adult Swim pilot "Smiling Friends".
Man 1: Do you like OneyNG?
Man 2: Erm...*scratches chin with wicked grin*...of course I do.
OneyNG by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021
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Onety one 

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It's what they were gonna call "eleven" before they thought of "eleven."
Im so bored..... so I post lame definitions on this site......
Onety one by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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