One Legged Pirate 

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

One Legged Pirate by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

the one legged pirate 

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

the one legged pirate by the quacker February 7, 2015

one legged pirate 

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

one legged pirate by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

one eyed, one legged pirate 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

one eyed, one legged pirate by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one-legged pirate 

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

one-legged pirate by Alita24 December 5, 2007

one eyed, one legged pirate 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

one eyed, one legged pirate by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one-legged pirate 

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

one-legged pirate by alitalia December 5, 2007