One handed breakfast 

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

One handed breakfast by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

One-handed 69 

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

One-handed 69 by Nate_G October 13, 2020

one handed spear cleaner 

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011

One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.

Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.

One handed chat by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009

one-handed stir-fry 

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

one-handed stir-fry by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

One-Handed Gamer

Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.

Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave

Person2: Why not?

Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer

One-Handed Gamer by Dynamite Wolf April 30, 2016

one handed fumble 

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

one handed fumble by online handle September 5, 2006