Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.
TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)
One Direction has hit the world by storm, breaking records left and right.
All though some have girlfriends, the long-term ones so far being the gorgeous Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder, we are all fully aware that the boy's hearts belong to each other, and to no one else's. Here are the epic romances:
The band members, apart from the boys of course, are Josh Devine, Dan Richards, Sandy Beales and Jon Shone.
Here are the members of One Direction from oldest to youngest:
Harry Styles - Cheshire, UK
Niall Horan - Mullingar, Ireland
Liam Payne - Wolverhampton, UK
Zayn Malik - Bradford, UK
Louis Tomlinson - Doncaster, UK
Directioner: I know, I ship them so hard.
Directionator: They're stupid.
Directioner: I know, they're so silly.
Directionator: They can't sing, Niall is ugly, Louis is annoying, Harry has an ugly nose, Zayn is a terrorist, and Liam is useless.
Directioners world-wide: GTFO. HIDE YO' HUSBAND, HIDE YO' CHILDREN, HIDE YO' WIFE. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.
Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.
*Takes large and painful dump*
2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)
2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot
(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner
(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro