going number one and number two 

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

going number one and number two by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

one's and two's 

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

one's and two's by Anonymous November 5, 2003

one step forward and two steps back 

It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"

I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.

one step forward and two steps back by GeeJayy February 22, 2010

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

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《¤》Deeya《¤》Sonalkar《¤》Is《¤》Thing《¤》One《¤》And《¤》Two《¤》 by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

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<.0.7.9.7.6.7.>2162 Valentine Avenue Valentine Two Thousand One Hundred And Sixty Two<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

Two Bowls and One Plate by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018