a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.
b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.
by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012
a fish costing £1 sold to ladies for so very very cheap that you can also get six for £5.
selling £1 fish well gets you a chart topping music video dancing with sexy ladies.
selling £1 fish well gets you a chart topping music video dancing with sexy ladies.
come on ladies, come on ladies
£1 fish, £1 fish
have-a, have-a look
£1 fish
very, very good, very, very cheap
one pound fish
six for £5, £1 each
£1 fish, £1 fish
have-a, have-a look
£1 fish
very, very good, very, very cheap
one pound fish
six for £5, £1 each
by bearcat335 January 23, 2013
by lmakbaf833 December 21, 2012
by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005
this little 45 pound kid named brett we call him lb one pound of fat rat because lb little bret also meaning one pound of fat because all he is is one pound of fat and he looks like a rat
lb one pound of fat rat get over here
by bret March 14, 2004
A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.
Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!
by BigBird1017 March 9, 2008
1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.
After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.
by Dune C June 28, 2007