The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.
Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
“Can you give me one more day.” Is resembling how you don’t need to just think of the biggest steps mankind has to offer for you, just focus on the small steps, the minute things and just enjoy life. Be you, dont plan absolutely everything out. Go with the flow.
“Im not asking you for a month, a year, a decade, a millennium, or eternity, but can you give me one more day. Can you give me one more day.”
by -apollo. July 16, 2023
A phrase preceding a story that designates it as a great story and worthy of going into the "Good Story Basket." Also see, "And Then I Found Five Dollars." Putting the two together makes a fantastic story no matter what's in between.
One day at band camp, I made out woth this SUPER hot chick...
One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
by SuperArugula October 17, 2010
denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.
damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!
by nEUbbw September 24, 2009
The Great leader of the Chipless Wild Hobos Club which operated inside mill basin day camp from 2004-2009 and outside mill basin day camp from 1999-2011 was one of the greatest fascist leaders of all time besides Hitler and Stalin (Was Stalin a Fascist?). His code name, Mike, became popular around the camp. With him as leader of the Hobos, a fascist party was set up due to the population control issues. He dismembered anybody not loyal to head office which was him and The predecessor whom later disbanded and made the Great Nation of Wazoo. He left the Mill basin operation in 2007 leaving the predecessor as leader. After the departure The predecessor set up a democratic state and the ice ages, alien invasions and the threat of extradition by The Bald One ended. But the kegging and bootlegging remained. He was an amazing Guitar player and wrote every metallica album while in Mill Basin but was never credited because he was born years later
The Great One of Mill Basin Day Camp. Wasn't he a Nazi. No he was a fascist. A fascist is a Nazi . Your wrong he was a Hobo
by The predecessor April 23, 2011
When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns
by cakeloufornia May 17, 2015