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Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.
by 'The' Ace February 01, 2005
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The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.
by Chrysostom January 12, 2013
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