taking one for the team

to fuck an ugly person

"Yeah I know, she was pretty ugly. But I was wasted so I figured what the hell? I was taking one for the team."

by swiss February 15, 2005

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 23, 2004

take one for the team

Often used as a term to sacrifice yourself so some friends can get laid.

By Alex Agnew's terms it is to swallow your own sperm to get out of a sticky situation.

Go ahead guys, I'll take one for the team

by Fuck me analy sideways June 2, 2019

one-man team

A group or team that relies solely on one person within that team.

Liverpool are a one-man team.

by slim0808 September 17, 2008

One man team

Arsenal fc

Arsenal fc are a one man team

by Big jjj January 20, 2019

one team

someone who smokes a lot of green. he one teams himself on a regular basis. trys to one team other people with little success. It means sex

that guy just tryed to one team me. i think he is gay

by marc roussel September 11, 2006

Score one for Team Faded

After getting stoned,blazed,high,or faded in this case you use this phrase to express to people that you are high and have in tern scored one for team faded. Team Faded can consist of anyone. Yourself, or everyone you are with while getting faded. This phrase may only be used once by every person after getting high no more than that or else it just gets old. Although if you happen to smoke again in a few hours then you would say Score 2 for Team Faded. any number of times after that you add one point to the board for TEAM FADED.

1) *after smoking a blunt*
Carter- Awww yeauh. Score one for Team FADED!!
Ellie- blah blah blah smoking is bad for you blah blah.
Carter-*tisk* man check out dis foo

2)*after smokeing 2 hours earlier you smoke again*
Carter- Score 2 For TEAM FADED!!!
Ellie- wow again.
Carter-hellz ya.

by smoking in hobo village March 22, 2009